You’ve seen the films and played the video games, you’ve had the nightmares and put together your plan of attack and survival should the unthinkable ever happen.
Well, thanks to Wish.co.uk it has. The dead have risen in their masses and whose brains are they gunning for? YOURS! Now’s the time to put all that forward thinking and preparation into practice; well, almost.
In an underground military facility at an undisclosed location somewhere in London (don’t worry, we’ll tell you where it is) a crack team of experts and specialists have been working through the dead of night in a bid to vanquish these pesky zombies and their somewhat annoying blood-lust. Now we just need you to help them.
Of the few surviving mortals since the apocalypse, only you and select few of your friends and allies can rid the world of the un-dead and live to see another day…and possibly celebrate at a pub down the road afterwards.
What happens on the day?
You’ll be granted weapons (naturally) and given a full debriefing on the who’s, what’s, why’s and where’s as well as special instructions on how to eliminate the enemy without becoming a meaty morsel.
After a high-intense training session (about 30 minutes is all you should need) you’ll be given 3 hours to fight like your life depends on it. Kill them zombies! Destroy them all! Save your friends and try not to humiliate yourself in front of the living dead.
Bring those big juicy brains of yours down to our secret location in North Greenwich and be prepared for an action packed, adrenaline pumping and blood splattering kind of day. The experience to end all experiences…the world needs you, (insert name here).
Is there a minimum age restriction?
The minimum age for anyone to come and have a hand at zombie-slaughter is 12. This event is designed to be scary and therefore, not suitable for everyone. Those with a nervous disposition or particularly tasty brain should stay well clear. SAVE THE CHILDREN!
Should I bring/wear anything in particular?
Good god, don’t bring your own weapons! Ours have been designed specifically for zombie-killing purposes and the risk to man-kind is too great if every Tom, Dick and Harry turns up with there own machine gun. Everything you need will be provided on the day. We recommend you wear loose clothing (zombies apparently have a taste for clothes of the lycra persuasion).
Do I need to be fit?
It is advised that you are a reasonably fit to take part in this event. There is a lot of physical activity and zombies are slow, but they’re not that slow. If you have any concerns or questions about taking part, please contact the supplier.
How much does it cost?
You can save the world from the zombie apocalypse for just £115 per person. Your voucher is valid for 10 months and the experience takes place on the following dates for 2013 –
- January 19th
- March 17th
- April 21st
- May 19th & 25th